Nate and Brian

Nathan is one of my best friends and this is a collection of texts and IMs that I have compiled to emulate our heroes, Jake and Amir. I simply write what he says.
Jan 30
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Discussing our Halloween idea

  • Nate: I think I'm def getting a hazmat suit for Jesse Pinkman.
  • Brian: I can get something close to the masks they wear, then we just need smocks and rubber gloves.
  • Nate: Yeah perfect. You also need two phones and a massive tumor.
  • Brian: I think I'll have the cough by the time we dress up. You need a crack pipe and a prostitute and bloodshot eyes.
  • Nate: And I'll just itch all over and have my feet covered in pink fluid.