Nate and Brian

Nathan is one of my best friends and this is a collection of texts and IMs that I have compiled to emulate our heroes, Jake and Amir. I simply write what he says.
Jan 30
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  • Nate: I'm working a catering at [DELETED] the world's best bank but they are taking forever to eat so I'm trying to bang the waitress and time is running out.
  • Nate: Too late I have dispatched Grimzler