January 2012
26 posts
Brian: Jimmy started the Call of Duty campaign, I think he thinks he's really there.
Nate: New Portlandia episode is up, wow your day just got so chill
Nate: Chill I'm about to go to the National Xmas party.
Brian: Your body can't withstand babes of that magnitude.
Nate: I plan on generating a lot of power.
Nate: Hi I'm a blackout version of myself with plenty of party left in the gas tank.
Brian: Oh yeah well we are at Buffs SW playing Keno. We just got our appetizer with ramp onion mustard sauce.
Nate: Happy new year Nathan you've lost your friends to gambling and foraged foods.
Brian: Heirloom has a Santa photo-op going for the kids except 'Santa' is an organic tomato.
Nate: If you want to be like me for any reason, order a pizza and then fall asleep, missing all 4 of their calls, then wake up too hungry to think.
Brian: The honey badger, he see you and he crush da Georgia.
Nate: Hear me now iss dat badge.
Nate: Rock bottom comes in many forms.
Nate: Wish I had a pic to go with that one.
Nov. 23rd
Brian: I'm just at the doctor's office. This Hershey's kiss will be my Thanksgiving feast.
Nate: Well I'm hanging upside down like a bat letting all my fluids drain so I can fit more turkey.
Nate: This liquor store on Lawrenceville Suwanee Road is hustling mad money. They have like 30 employees on the floor and probably 115 customers in there at a single time.
Brian: Thats funny cause I was about to say the same thing about this meadhouse in Skyrim.
Nate: Adios tip of my left index finger. You held fast for twenty four years.
Brian: Owww why'd you cut off my hand?
Brian: Were you making the human blood puree or the finger soup?
Brian: Sucks that you can't play BF3 ever again.
Nate: Well the soup was delish like a good borsht.
Nate: Battlefield 3 shall be my rehab.
Brian: Beep beep ribby ribby
Nate: Glug glug I'm drowning
Brian's greatest fear
Nate: Daylight savings so we get an extra hour of life force tomorrow.
Brian: This year I've actually constructed an underground bunker that will suspend the Earth's rotation rendering time and space null. So theres that.
Brian: Whats the best coffee in Charlotte.
Nate: Smelly Cat.
Brian: Ok just needed some advice to not listen to.
Nate: Just cruised in [DELETED]'s beemer. It's chill.
Brian: Yeah I saw you. I was the one that shouted, "Oh whats this, a couple of puffs out for a drive?"
Discussing our Halloween idea
Nate: I think I'm def getting a hazmat suit for Jesse Pinkman.
Brian: I can get something close to the masks they wear, then we just need smocks and rubber gloves.
Nate: Yeah perfect. You also need two phones and a massive tumor.
Brian: I think I'll have the cough by the time we dress up. You need a crack pipe and a prostitute and bloodshot eyes.
Nate: And I'll just itch all over and have my feet covered in pink fluid.
Nate: I'm working a catering at [DELETED] the world's best bank but they are taking forever to eat so I'm trying to bang the waitress and time is running out.
Nate: Too late I have dispatched Grimzler
Brian: I discovered I can jussstt get WiFi at work. Uh-oh.
Nate: It's like, hi I'm Brian the web surfing chill bro attendant. What's that? Oh I've been fired.
Brian: Did you know [DELETED] is married? Too bad I wont be able to give her the top of your desk as a wedding gift.
Nate: Headed to National for a drink
Nate: Go bar. Beauty pageant. Hot. Peace.
Nate: Where you at doosh chill?
Nate: Just ate an octopus FYI it was on your couch
Nate: Unjustly killed a man. Chef Nate. Adios.
Nate: Uncle Nate made some mistakes last night. That much we know.
Brian: Yeah sounds like it dude.
Brian: Dude I heard [DELETED]'s was EPIC. Not.
Nate: Yeah it looked so bad I didn't even go so you knooowwww it sucked. You at work?
Brian: Yeah mostly just serving gas and sending doosh texts and tweets.
On the creation of @brofort
Brian: You should see if you have any new twitter followers.
Nate: You should see if I tweeted hilarious shit at them.
Brian: Some guy just came in dropping 'fire' and 'chill' and 'broseph' left and right and commented on my Penguin shirt, I sense your handiwork.
Nate: Yo that must be my boy [DELETED]. He's super chill, he's like pure fire.
Brian: Jared will be in town around 11, your presence is requested -Davis, the butler
Nate: Mr. Brand shall be engaged until around then and will meet at a place of your choosing -Cecil, the new butler
Brian: Ok I need you to make me a protein shake. I got my fantasy football draft and I need to be sharp . . .
Nate: About to sell this bike to [DELETED] for 1 dollar and a kiss on the lips.