December 2010
69 posts
Nate: About to eat a motherfucking McRib
Nate: Why is there a 'do coke' sticker in the Max Canada bathroom at this hour
Brian: Apparently Paul Rudd is at the National
Nate: No way is that for real? I'll fucking kill you
Nate: I have the greatest idea. What are you doing for breakfast tomorrow, you should hear this
Nate: Cool man see you then. F U Paul Rudd says you suck dick
Nate: Oh what I'm at earthfare they ope Ed for pjjdnjdjdjdjd your cockzzzzzxxxxxxxzzzz this is x rated
Brian: Ok so you blew off some steam, met Paul Rudd and got into some trouble
Nate: Hey do you have a gas can?
Brian: I do but I don't know who has it. Let me check the basement.
Nate: Ok yeah, cause ol' scoot scoot died
Brian: Mine is not here. There is one for the tiller, but I have no idea if its gasoline. Sometimes they take other types of fuel.
Nate: Yeah like coal or wood
Nate: So I'm like "Hi I'm Nathan." "Hi I'm Norwegian"
Brian: I'll take the milksteak my good man
Brian: @brofort wants to go out
Nate: Yeah [DELETED] came in and showed me her VIP aftershow badge and told me she was thinking of me during the show, now that's sexy
Nate: Ever banged a girl with a lisp?
Brian: My Spanish class is 90% hot ass girls its unreal. What's the spanish word for harem?
Brian: Help I'm in a strange south Atlanta hipsterdom
Brain: Apparently i'm in a place called East Atlanta Village
Brian: Think i'm going to make a Ben Sherman order if you want anything shipping would be nil
Nate: 1: WTF is Ben Sherman? 2: I'm so wasted and I'm getting hit on so hard I can't deal with this retail bullshit
Brian: Just closed a deal on some Iraqi artillery shells to use as fireworks gonna be awesome
Nate: Oh yeah i thought that was you, my dealer told me I got outbid
Nate: Literally about to kill myself from boredom. Dr. Burgoygne is a piece of shit for being this bad of a prof. I just want him to be a chill bro or a hot broad that's all
Brian: I love how you went thru the "oh-its-so-funny-he's-bad," to the "i'm-angry-UGA-allows-this-to-happen" phases. Just wait for the "there's-going-to-be-fucking-murders" period
Nate: [DELETED]'s status is "bored out of my mind." Really? Umm don't you have a BABY to take care of?
Nate: I am now drinking with the extended fam, let me just say you are having more fun whatever you are doing
Nate: Literally just took flaming shots with the mom
Nate: DT?
Brian: Should I bring my 101 degree fever or leave it here at the house?
Brian: What are you thinking?
Nate: Play xbox. Do laundry. Get achievements in both.
Brian: Dude I've been watching so much Big Bang Theory
Nate: Hahaha science just science. Hot girl. Science. Stay home. Science. Hot girl.
Nate: Just tweeted at you as @brofort, might start doing that more. A lot more.
Nate: P.S. just found 4 parking tickets for your car in my attache case. Nice try on framing me but we both know I'm better than that
Brian explains the virtues of Verizon
Brian: Just went to Battery Park, pretty chill -This message sent from the Subway
Nate: [DELETED] is high and just said "all you eat is the Internet"
Nate: Alright just at Lafonda dogs with Porkins
Nate: I'm just watching pieces of cereal walking and talking, you would love this
Brian: Omg fwd it??? Please, I need this man
Brian: I woke up in a puddle, not what you're thinking though, it was from the ice on my feet
Nate: Considering making a piss tube from my door to the grass
Brian: You should do it. Probably shouldn't apply for a patent though, you don't want to go dwon in history as the father of the piss tube
Talking about the shelves behind our bar
Brian: You gotta see the bar back (its a short film starring Jimmy Rowalt jk)
Nate: Ps you missed a great night. I was drinking Ommegaing at the Globe for $3.50. Ommegod.
Nate: Just e-mailed you the Highwire newsletter with the new cocktails nom nom
Brian: Cool now if I lose my first copy, I will have a backup
Brian: Are you in control of your phone? Answer in a codeword only i would know.
Nate: Garfield
Brian: Passed the test, what the hell happened to you?
Brian: How is snowmagaedon going? How many of your space heaters have failed?
Nate: Dude it's bustling people are out just living and I don't have to work, boink. Space heaters are good but I've diverted power to the forward blanket
Nate: That may have been my best text yet and no response. Doosh.
Brian: Well unlike the mom and pop you work for we are working around the clock here at Fry's where souls come to die
Nate: Meet [DELETED] she's hot and live in Boston. Boom.
Brian: Meet Brian, he lives in Atlanta and is asleep at 2:44 am
Brian: Just had my first successful chatroulette experience
Brian: I've made the progression i feel you have to make. First i talked to a guy, then a guy and a girl combo, then a lonely asian, then two girls and then a girl by herself
The only time Nate leaves his phone at home
Brian: Now you know the pain of leaving your phone at home. A little group of us meets Thursdays at 5, no pressure but I'd love to see you there, totally anonymous
Nate: I'm soaking in the tub like a fucking queen
Nate: Any news on your piss? Like for the drug test?
Nate: How long do horse tranqs stay in your system?
Nate: Someone just came up to me and asked me if I was Nate from Nateandbrian
Brian: No way! For realz? Who?
Nate: Psych it didn't happen. Also the iPhone update is pretty chill
Brian: Doosh
Brian: Taking a drug test, going to need some clean urine stat
Nate: Don't look at me I've been doing blow off my iPhone all day
Brian: Today they're revealing the iCar - it runs on Steve Jobs' life force and can hit speeds of 90mph!
Nate: That's nothing, they've been putting everything into the iPancreas for obvious reasons
Brian: Just saw a chick on a bike with a shirt that said 'I AM A VEHICLE'
Brian: FWD: 3 guys sleeping in car on street beware of noises around house
Nate: WTF is this?
Brian: I awoke to that text from Erik this morning
Nate: That's the greatest. Put it under guest texters in the new NandB
Nate: Til Death do us party
Nate: Imagine Christmas wishes coming out of your eyes
Nate: Hunky granma be trippin'!
Brian: I'd like you to meet my new best friend: Shop-vac. We just gangbanged the kitchen together, starting on the whole house now.
Nate: In other news [DELETED] just asked me to go to a concert and I was like hell no, get that Owl City garbage out of here that's some bullshit
Nate: The prawn, he like to hide from the cold in his bed
Nate: Check CSPAN. Congress just passed a law saying I'm not allowed any more bagels. The country is in a bagel deficit.