January 2010
11 posts
Brian: @thatbrand the lone wolf
Nate: ahhhhwwooooooo
Brian: I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm in the SLC and girl next to me bends over exposing some skin underwear and a massive blade
Nate: No way get a pic but don't piss her off
Nate: I think I dated this girl be nice to her she can do great things with that knife
Brian: No you must be confused it wasn't [DELETED].
Nate: Her knife is so sharp for you.
Nate: Just had a meeting with a federal investigator now going to do laundry
During a UGA tornado watch
Nate: help me dude I'm swirling inside a tornado right now
Nate: Really sux cause i was watching the saints lose it was a blast
Brian: Ha I got my warning also saints tied it up
Nate: Nice well I landed and found juice so it's all good
Nate: I watched Milk. I'm gay now.
Nate: Is it bad that I can tell orange juice brands just by taste?
Brian: No thats a skill put that on the ol' resume
Nate: I can also taste added calcium in grape juice now that's weird
Brian: You have a problem
Nate: I'm a mess man just sitting here surrounded by empty bottles just freaking out
Brian: Beep beep ribby ribby
Nate: I'm being doosh today can you tell?
Brian: Why are you being doosh today?
Nate: Seeing how the other half lives.
Brian: That's the Scotch talking.
Nate: Now I'm flashing the cars that go by getting a lot of honks hoping for a multiple car wreck.
Nate: Sitting in the only working house bathroom trying to hold the door closed because the cat wants to come chill.
Nate: Starting to realize I live in an animal house not in the fun sense but in the literal sense
When Brian's transmission broke
Brian: Headed your way at 30 miles an hour.
Nate: Purrrfect.
Nate: Sorry the cat texted that one.
Nate: today this guy Todd who’s like 30-something said in answer to a question about his weight: “I weigh 155 and it’s all cock”
Brian: ok if your name is todd and your not a cat than your def gay.
Nate: hahaha
Nate: but be ready I’ll be saying, “and it’s all cock” for weeks to come