January 2009
26 posts
Nate: Gnod morning! I got u a keut AZN she will arriue today
Brian: I am sick
Nate: Well u r in lick she is also trained in the arts of kung fu and sexual healing
Nate: I just banged the girl u are dancing with
Nate: Look in flagpole for a feline surprise
Nate: Did you find the feral present?
Brian: Your girl just won CMF.
Nate: Hell yeah bitch, now I can bang a powerful woman
Brian: You disgust me.
Nate: Give me Entourage or give me death.
Brian: Did you call Charter today?
Nate: Never heard about that . . .
Nate: Who did I go on a walk with last semester?
Nate: Who did I go on a walk with last semester?
Brian: Trick question you couldn't walk last semester
Nate: Umm no but seriously Ali wants to know
Nate: Watch for me I am courtside with Ari at the Lakers game
Nate: Hola! I am in Mexicantown.
Nate: Hello this is your commie friend nathan and I am at Baltimore's finest anarchist coffee shop. Can I pick you up some red paraphernalia?
Nate: An young! I am in Koreatown.
Nate at the inauguration
Brian: Oh hey I slipped my clean phone into your bag. It will make a death threat on Obama's life when he takes the stage. Enjoy D.C.
Nate: Nice try but Davis your butler defected to me and bricked the phone FTW. Plus we framed you in the death of that girl in your loft. Enjoy your weekend!
Nate: Oh my dump the Potomac is frozen solid and I feel like Hans Brinker
Nate: Ok the safe word is Boston
Nate: Oh sorry man wrong text
Brian: Dude Erik got his check it was for 2 hundred!
Nate: What are you talking about from who?
Brian: The jib job!
Nate: What nooo where the hell are ours!!
Brian: Well mine is 100 and your's was 50
Nate: WTF are you kidding me please be kidding
Brian: Haha yeah the mail has not been delivered
Nate: How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways
Nate: Hello this is your wake up text you did ask for one right, right? Sorry i am already drunk at work yikes
Brian: Actually someone beat you to it today and no it wasnt the sun
Nate: What if I were to tell you I had a 22 inch cock, is that something you miight be interested in?
Nate: Ps i accidentally sent that to [DELETED] wow awkward
Brian: Hey its early class guy and i am bored to death what are you doing? are you awake? do you know any funny jokes?
Nate: Yes i will save you what do chinese people call chinese food?
Brian: Xhing shoaw mi?
Nate: No just food but you were close better luck next time
Nate: Ok QQ i met a cute girl and I am bringing her home for you. Do i have the green light?
Brian: Why dont you leave her at my urban loft the guest room is available have davis my butler make the arrangements
Nate: Good call but hey man she is 17 is that cool? I didnt know also I am nay going to promise i wont hit on herz
Brian: I dont have class until 1:30, what should I do? I was thinking about going to NYC for lunch, you in?
Nate: No LA for the Ivy I am buying
Brian: Its currently 55 degrees with a slight chance of halo in our apartment
Brian: I had a dream I made out with [DELETED]. It was super weird
Nate: It is as I have forseen it, you want what no man can have.
Nate: Mrs. [DELETED] sent me this what should I do?
FWD: "Are you coming home with me?"
Nate: I got the call-Steve Jobs is hormonal - thus the weight loss, old - thus the grey hair. No cancer, just a defective body
Nate: Oops I just washed my cigarettes. Still have my nicorette though . . . whew
Nate: That is just my nanobots at work, don't be alarmed.
Nate: I have heartburn so bad it feels like i have swordfish in my esophagus
Brian: Thats nothing i woke up today and it felt like a band of savages with spears were hunting a mammoth inside my stomach