Nate and Brian

Nathan is one of my best friends and this is a collection of texts and IMs that I have compiled to emulate our heroes, Jake and Amir. I simply write what he says.
Apr 05
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  • Nate: Uncle Nate here please leave a message.
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  • Nate: Enter da stone zone.
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  • Nate: Iced coffee #thingsscientistslike.
  • Brian: Let me guess, catering a scientist luncheon?
  • Nate: Great guess. Complex carbohydrate researchers are occasionally tiny Asian hottiezz.
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  • Nate: Just watched Tower Heist.
  • Nate: Laughing all the way to the bank.
  • Nate: Got paid today.
  • Nate: Because I got a raise.
  • Nate: So thats why I'm laughing.
  • Nate: Help me.
  • Brian: Ok wow dude.
  • Nate: Trying to bring back the old text chain.
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  • Nate: Why are you up so damn early on your day off? Meeting with a federal investigator?
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  • Nate: When are you getting a callsign?
  • Brian: Never o'clock sir.
  • Nate: Lamezone.
  • Brian: Is that yours?
  • Nate: Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurnned.
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  • Brian: So my informant has news finally. Two Depalmas being built in Seoul, South Korea.
  • Nate: No way, I don't buy that for a minute.
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  • Nate: The real question is, when are we going to see Project X?
  • Brian: Not until I have sufficient quantities of x to last the whole movie.
  • Nate: You must trip pretty hard at Vin Diesel movies then.
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Nate gets his new phone

  • Brian: Is this the new phone?
  • Nate: Yes say hello to Siri.
  • Brian: When I get mine I'm going to rename Siri: Cortana.
  • Nate: Mmm Wise. I'm going to rename mine [DELETED] and make her do terrible terrible things.
  • Nate: I know you're upset.
  • Brian: I'm so upset right now. I'm also upset because your Instagram addiction will start again.
  • Nate: Yiss already has.
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  • Brian: [DELETED] is doing a $15 wine and cheese tasting. Uh no thanks. I have sharp cheddar cheese and two buck chuck at the house.