Nathan is one of my best friends and this is a collection of texts and IMs that I have compiled to emulate our heroes, Jake and Amir. I simply write what he says.
Sep 13
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Brian:
This guy just made a tax code joke to this chick - it bombed big time, go figure
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Nate:
Thats amazing sounds like a Kashyyk thang
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Brian:
Also the lady that came in to talk about resume's asked us if anyone was going to Dragoncon and asked if we could be friends. The air of desperation was palpable
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Brian:
Yo Nate "I only communicate from 2am-5am" Brando what is it? What news from Rohan?
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Brian:
Hey man, I got that deviled ham spread you were needing. Crazy story its here at da Bread Basket
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Nate:
The high pitched whine of your cryptic texts is driving me crazy
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Nate:
I'm the one cooking here, not you, not you, and not you!
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Nate:
Operation bonezone is in full swing and going just beautifully
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Brian:
Hate you, I guess its just me and my bag of Utz tonight
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Nate:
[DELETED] will be gone by 11. Boom nateski getting it done
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Brian:
Nice you have successfully quelled the uprising
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Nate:
Less plebs are needed
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Brian:
How's the packfest coming and no I'm not talking about that film with all those dudes you are working on
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Nate:
We wrapped that weeks ago, its going great just taping boxes and trying to make a fort
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Brian:
Do you estimate needing any more boxes? There are deep reserves . . . I would have to call a special meeting of the 1st skreet congress but it could be arranged
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Brian:
Reading Jurassic Park, funny, the line "hold on to your butts" isn't in the original text
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Brian:
The game warden did just order LAW missiles though so thats chill
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Nate:
I need to go to the slut factory and pick out a new model am I right?
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Brian:
What happened to your SP3-5000? I got a nice red-head, latte loving, Fitzgerald reading, so just need a deposit . . .
May 10
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Nate:
I'd say I'm happier when girls don't come back with me because it means I get to eat corn dogs.
